June 2012
33 posts
1 tag
Dinner, 23 Feb 2012
Got to play it safe. Strawberry yogurt again! Pro-biotics, right?
Jun 26th
1 tag
Lunch, 23 Feb 2012
They drained a bloodclot! That explains a friggin’ lot. Now, time for chili.
Jun 26th
1 tag
Breakfast, 23 Feb 2012
See what dentist says. I foresee more bananas. I’ve trained myself well.
Jun 26th
3 tags
Dinner, 22 Feb 2012
Local radio: Marathon for homelessness! Free chili for all!
Jun 25th
5 tags
Lunch, 22 Feb 2012
Lebanese buffet: Always playing CNN. Poor Buenos Aires!
Jun 25th
1 tag
Breakfast, 22 Feb 2012
OK, one second. Bananas shouldn’t still hurt. Time for follow-up.
Jun 25th
1 tag
Dinner, 21 Feb 2012
Mouth plaster fell off. Newsflash: uncomfortable. Time to tread lightly.
Jun 24th
2 tags
Breakfast, 21 Feb 2012
Can of beans plus knife! Caveman, hobo, grad student? Hard to tell, sometimes.
Jun 24th
4 tags
Dinner, 20 Feb 2012
Friend just showed me pics Of her dogs eating raw goat. In mood for poutine.
Jun 23rd
1 tag
Breakfast, 20 Feb 2012
Fruit is my breakfast. Internet is my coffee. A healthy diet!
Jun 23rd
5 tags
Dinner, 19 Feb 2012
Did I just send in A full draft of my thesis? VICTORY BUFFET.
Jun 22nd
1 tag
Breakfast, 19 Feb 2012
Pretty sure that my Local grocery laughs at My backpack of fruit.
Jun 22nd
4 tags
Dinner, 18 Feb 2012
It still hurts to talk. Shouldn’t my mouth have mended? Hummus it is, then.
Jun 22nd
1 tag
Lunch, 18 Feb 2012
Two bananas left! But, laundry doesn’t require That many calories.
Jun 22nd
3 tags
Dinner, 17 Feb 2012
Eating leftovers While friend naps, minus four teeth. Angry dental gods!
Jun 20th
3 tags
Lunch, 17 Feb 2012
Damn camera crew! I know, our kitchen is awesome. Let me eat in piece.
Jun 20th
1 tag
Breakfast, 17 Feb 2012
I still buy bagels. But can’t partake. Eat up, class. I have bananas.
Jun 20th
4 tags
Dinner, 16 Feb 2012
They advised against Sandwiches. Flakes of pita With hummus: OK?
Jun 18th
2 tags
Lunch, 16 Feb 2012
I’ve rounded the bend! Or at least, enough to move On to some chickpeas.
Jun 18th
4 tags
Dinner, 15 Feb 2012
Soup, do your magic! Infuse my mouth with flavor With no sharp corners.
Jun 17th
4 tags
Lunch, 15 Feb 2012
I’m tilting my head To eat on the healthy side. Like confused puppy.
Jun 17th
6 tags
Dinner, 14 Feb 2012
Recovery night! In my room, with strawberries, YouTubing “Pawn Stars.”
Jun 16th
6 tags
Lunch, 14 Feb 2012
Nothing with edges, They said. Don’t worry, I said. I eat vegan lunch.
Jun 16th
1 tag
Breakfast, 14 Feb 2012
I can’t even brush! I have to eat in slices. Like a toddler!
Jun 16th
6 tags
Dinner, 13 Feb 2012
Roommate! Why must you Bake a pumpkin pie, on my Day of surgery!
Jun 15th
5 tags
Lunch, 13 Feb 2012
Attention, left gums: Now’s your last chance for flavor For the next two weeks.
Jun 15th
1 tag
Breakfast, 13 Feb 2012
Dental surgery! Bananas seem portentous. Baby food flashbacks.
Jun 15th
4 tags
Dinner, 12 Feb 2012
Cookies and pretzels: Not food pyramid, per se. Maybe “food brownfield.”
Jun 14th
2 tags
Lunch, 12 Feb 2012
She learned curry skills From Gujurati daycare. Toronto magic!
Jun 14th
1 tag
Breakfast, 12 Feb 2012
These papers won’t end. Bananas may double as Antidepressant.
Jun 14th
2 tags
Post-Dinner, 11 Feb 2012
MASTERFUL CURRY. The secret ingredient? FLAT GINGER ALE. WHAT.
Jun 14th
2 tags
Dinner, 11 Feb 2012
Little do I know This pizza will be Stage One Double Dinner Day!
Jun 13th
1 tag
Lunch, 11 Feb 2012
Grading these papers, I think I’m eating partly So that I don’t drink.
Jun 13th
May 2012
35 posts
2 tags
Dinner, 10 Feb 2012
Just paid tuition.
 I will celebrate the fact
 That I eat at all.
May 24th
2 tags
Lunch, 10 Feb 2012
Don’t care how boring 
These mashed potatoes might be.
 I’m a simple man.
May 24th
3 tags
Breakfast, 10 Feb 2012
I find chocolate Makes mornings more tolerable. Breakfast of Gluttons!
May 24th
1 note
3 tags
Post-Dinner, 9 Feb 2012
I missed this whole talk. But, quick! Meld in with the crowd! To the snack table!
May 23rd
2 tags
Dinner, 9 Feb 2012
Black bean tostadas And strawberry shortcake? Yes, Of course it makes sense.
May 23rd
1 tag
Lunch, 9 Feb 2012
Missed lunch! At clinic! Wait! Here! Dollar samosas! College for the win!
May 23rd
3 tags
Dinner, 8 Feb 2012
Regret that I have But one mouth to give, for my Belly. (Sorry, Hale.)
May 22nd
2 tags
Dinner, 7 Feb 2012
Dinner: canned fruit, and Vegetarian pizza. Try to be healthy.
May 22nd
3 tags
Lunch, 7 Feb 2012
Is Bulgaria The namesake for both bulgur AND bugger? What gives?
May 18th
5 tags
Dinner, 6 Feb 2012
Eating leftovers, Getting history lesson. On Chinese boat dogs.
May 17th
5 tags
Lunch, 6 Feb 2012
Polenta plus soup: Grain is just a medium For the tastiness.
May 17th
1 tag
"Dinner," 5 Feb 2012
Still have half baguette. This is half the reason that I wear cargo pants.
May 16th
5 tags
Post-Lunch, 5 Feb 2012
I MADE MY OWN BREAD. One Algerian baguette! Celebrate with tea!
May 16th
1 tag
Lunch, 5 Feb 2012
On hunt for Fanta. Not for me. Still, can’t find it. Consolation: fruit!
May 16th
4 tags
Dinner, 4 Feb 2012
There may be dancing. Don’t need tasty, just need carbs. But tasty will help.
May 16th
2 tags
Lunch, 4 Feb 2012
Theoretically, Bananas and yogurt tub Isn’t a full meal.
May 15th
3 tags
Breakfast, 4 Feb 2012
A no-fuss breakfast: Apple, cinnamon, nutmeg. Microwave magic!
May 15th