My Haiku Belly

Got to play it safe.
Strawberry yogurt again!
Pro-biotics, right?

They drained a bloodclot!
That explains a friggin’ lot.
Now, time for chili.

See what dentist says.
I foresee more bananas.
I’ve trained myself well.

Local radio:
Marathon for homelessness!
Free chili for all!

Lebanese buffet:
Always playing CNN.
Poor Buenos Aires!

OK, one second.
Bananas shouldn’t still hurt.
Time for follow-up.

Mouth plaster fell off.
Newsflash: uncomfortable.
Time to tread lightly.

Can of beans plus knife!
Caveman, hobo, grad student?
Hard to tell, sometimes.

Friend just showed me pics
Of her dogs eating raw goat.
In mood for poutine.

Fruit is my breakfast.
Internet is my coffee.
A healthy diet!